Tuesday, September 30, 2008

For the Next 4 Lane Highway Production

Hey guys. I found some neato software that would really help in our next movie production. It encompasses all aspects of pre-production including storyboarding, screenplay, scheduling, etc. It is also free and uses file sharing and backup hosted on their own web page (also free). Check it out:

Screenshots are here.

Features are here.

Download it here.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Doom 2: Hell On Earth

One of the best games ever, now abandonware:

Doom 2

Thursday, September 25, 2008

It's a boy!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Friday, September 19, 2008

Popeye the Pervo-Man!



What an ill-conceived toy! Perfect for those little hentais who want to pull on good ole Popeye's umm, "trigger" (which is sticking out of his pants) until he squirts on their friends and enemies. Perfect for girls and some boys.

Caint believe someone designed that, then accepted it, manufactured it, and then sold it by the scores. w0w, ind33d.

Another shining example of visionary greatness!

FumbledUpon

Words of Wisdon...

Monday, September 15, 2008

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Friday, September 12, 2008

PROOF!

BRANDONSTEIN! IN YO FACE!

Here is PROOF!




The Asian Hottie Portal.....

So there I was as Clive would say standing at the bus stop and all of a sudden hands on ur zippers fellas from across the street came out this really hot asian chick between two white cars. Needless to say I got an eyeful as I ogled..and ogled..and ogled. We glanced at each other as she passed me by as she reached my side of the street. I dub her the halfu hottie. I was a very happy man but whaddya know it 15 minutes later another asian hottie comes out from across the street between the same two cars the other one had. She didn't cross the street but I devoured her with my eyes as she walked across to the bus stop on her side. What was this? What kind of conspiracy had I fallen into? Was this the legendary Asian Hottie Portal???

Akihabara




That dirty old construction worker told me to check out the maids... no kidding

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Sapporo Beer Station - Give Me a Beer Mate


Ahh, the home of Sapporo Beer. Amazing food, and a selection of special Sapporo brand beers only available in Japan. Yebisu Black is hands down the best Japanese beer out there. Dark Chocolate and Caramel malts round this stouty brew into something that would make Samuel Smith proud. The head on this was amazing; creamy, hearty and a real mouth full. (TWSS). Finally there is a Japanese beer worth adding to Sputnick`s top 10 list. The only Japanese beer in my opinion that can hang with the European big boys. A fantastic offering from Sapporo. 6.5% ABV

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Last one in the onsen is a rotten egg



A little too much of the preceding posts have left ole Sputnik with too much time in the hot springs. Yep, there is another onsen running down his pantleg, too.

Ahh, Sputnik...will you ever learn?

Oolong Tea Spiked with Japanese Vodka in a Can



Very refreshing and smooth. Japanese Vodka sounds like a funny idea, but the little splash in here is mighty tasty - at 6% ABV you can knock one of these down for breakfast.

Sake from a Cat Bottle


Not quite sure where they were going with this one, but it is mighty tasty and served ice cold. This one comes in at a weak (for a Sake) 15% ABV but it is still not your sister`s Hello Kitty Schnapps.

Enjuku Kuro by Kirin



This whippersnapper is a mighty fine dark ale that would make Brother Boddingtons a little uncomfortable but not jealous. A very strong offering from Kirin. 6% ABV

Sapporo Viva! Life


This one is touted as a Health Beer (no kidding), and boy oh gee does it taste like one. Imagine drinking a fine Ale to the last drop and then filling your glass with water and drinking it - that is how this bad boy goes down. Pretty much 5% ABV water.

What Will They Think of Next? Whisky in a Can!


Suntory Whisky in a can blended with premium Mount Fuji mineral water..... right off the street. Caution - it is not a good idea to drink one of these and then walk a mile in 94% humidity.