For Rudy

Guess Who's Coming to Movie Night...

A Good Time was had by All

For Rudy, Sputnik, and Brandonstein:

Finally, a candidate we can all get behind

Trick or Treeeeat!

By the power of Stirba, here is the H2 soundtrack.

Titanium knives are Scary if you are a Special Werewolf

Here is my ranking for all the Howling movies on a pure hilarity scale:

1. H7 (Poo my pants and wipe my butt with a Kendi nickel funny)
2. H2 (Fart my pants and buy Rudy a Maria Ozawa pantie card funny)
3. H5 (Funny like a white Nephite with with waver hair who plays in a cover band.
4. H3 (Kind of Funny like when you see a fat person at work fall on the stairs, but then you feel kind of cold and dead inside for laughing and then get heartburn and have to sing church hymns)
5. H1 (Funny like the fry sauce at Neils)
6. H6 (Funny like Jaro - kind of sad and gay)
7. H4 (Funny like when you have diarrhea in the car on your way to work)

Here are my ratings for the films in the series based on any semblance of a somewhat scary werewolf movie:

(All rating on a 0 to 5 scratch marks scale)

1. H1 - ////
2. H2 - /
3. H3 - / (This one was so damn strange, that I forgot I was even watching a werewolf movie. After about four beers and a shot of Rum, I thought I was watching Crocodile Dundee on the Discovery channel with a special appearance by the cast of the Great Space Coaster and Gary Ganu.
4. H4 - / (This was pretty much a really lame and boring Soap Opera episode with a with a few werewolf scenes. Even the boobs in this one were lame. I'd rather watch Passions.
5. H5 - //
6. H6 - 0 (The bathroom at work is much scarier than this el-turdo-tron.)
7. H7 - 0 (So not scary that it is scary.)

I've Got a Hunger That's Emotional!

In the pale, pale light..pale, pale light of the moon yo.....

Put on those 80s glasses and download this sucker here

Words of Wisdom

Jim Brock says....

Brandonstein's Newspaper Ad

New York Times page 16

Guys, I don't care which way you swing politically, this is an important story. Let's put our differences behind us and work together to solve this crisis.

Regards,

Man E. "One post a quarter" Faces

Night of the Creeps

Click here to download it for free!

This ones begging for a photoshop job..

It's a dead place...like all the others, don't ya know

LISTEN, YOU CAN HEAR IT OVER THE ENGINES!

Can you Hear Me Now?

Hey guys! I freaked out when I saw one of those spooky new Verizon commercials today. I recognized the voice instantly, but the guy is older and beardless. But it is Billy boy from Day of the Dead, Jarlath Conroy. I tried to find the commercial online, but the only have the older spooky ones. See if you can catch it though. The old boy has gotten, well, old...

BEFORE

AFTER

THRILLER!

SCARY!

He's dead Inspector...