Titanium knives are Scary if you are a Special Werewolf

Here is my ranking for all the Howling movies on a pure hilarity scale:

1. H7 (Poo my pants and wipe my butt with a Kendi nickel funny)
2. H2 (Fart my pants and buy Rudy a Maria Ozawa pantie card funny)
3. H5 (Funny like a white Nephite with with waver hair who plays in a cover band.
4. H3 (Kind of Funny like when you see a fat person at work fall on the stairs, but then you feel kind of cold and dead inside for laughing and then get heartburn and have to sing church hymns)
5. H1 (Funny like the fry sauce at Neils)
6. H6 (Funny like Jaro - kind of sad and gay)
7. H4 (Funny like when you have diarrhea in the car on your way to work)

Here are my ratings for the films in the series based on any semblance of a somewhat scary werewolf movie:

(All rating on a 0 to 5 scratch marks scale)

1. H1 - ////
2. H2 - /
3. H3 - / (This one was so damn strange, that I forgot I was even watching a werewolf movie. After about four beers and a shot of Rum, I thought I was watching Crocodile Dundee on the Discovery channel with a special appearance by the cast of the Great Space Coaster and Gary Ganu.
4. H4 - / (This was pretty much a really lame and boring Soap Opera episode with a with a few werewolf scenes. Even the boobs in this one were lame. I'd rather watch Passions.
5. H5 - //
6. H6 - 0 (The bathroom at work is much scarier than this el-turdo-tron.)
7. H7 - 0 (So not scary that it is scary.)