Five Wise Monkeys - Well, apes anyway...

If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey


Even if it has a monkey shape


If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey


If it doesn't have a tail, it's an ape

(From left to right: SeeNo, HearNo, SpeakNo, SmellNo, and TouchNo)

Continuing with the damned dirty apes theme, I thought of a play on the old "three wise monkeys" maxim. I also thought I would assign us new knicknames using those familiar three plus two more senses. So, here goes:

MAN-E-FACES is now to be called SeeNo

See no evil, due to the amount of Hentai he watches. See no evil, Man-e.

BRIDAD is now to be called HearNo

Hear no evil, because y'all are going to hell and I don't want to hear about it.

BRANDON is now to be called SpeakNo

Speak no evil. If account managers don't want to hear that the FB won't be removed, then don't say anything at all.

SPUTNIK O'REILY is now to be called SmellNo

Smell no evil. Do us all a favor, Sputnik, and quit stop stepping on the barking spiders.

RUDY is now to be called TouchNo

Touch no evil. I don't care how big the wota collection is, if you touch it you will still go blind.

THAT IS ALL.....