Thursday, March 13, 2008

Sputnik O'Riley Reviews the Freakmaker

The Freakmaker -

"You reckon it's small Ted?" Hell ya it's small Brock, this movie sucked! Talk about a heinous case of smallcocks! I will never get this hour and a half of my life back.

Even with a legion of evil midgets, the human pretzel and copious amount of topless British chicks, this movie was a total fluffer. Donald Pleasence and Tom Baker should be ashamed.

Rating:


"Cocktail Weenie Brock"

4 comments:

Rudy said...

"copious amount of topless British chicks"! Where are the screen captures bro?

Dave Clair said...

Rudy, I see you are staying on point. You are a very focused individual and I salute you.

Rudy said...

Stay on Target...Stay on Target...(crashing and burning)

Brian James Lane said...

Which was worse? Ice Cream Man or Freakmaker? That is the litmus test.