Sputnik O'Riley is Sputnik O'Riley

From this day forward, Sputnik O'Riley shall henceforth be known as ...well, Sputnik O'Riley. An Angel by the name of Himron appeared to me while I was taking a dump and informed me that all bloggers were false and that I should listen to none of them. Because of the whoredoms and stiffneckedness of all bloggers, the lords or the interplanetary systems of Kolob and Kobol have asked that I forsake my wretched, rotten ways and become Sputnik O'Riley to fight false bloggers everywhere and serve under the great blogger Onandagus. Thus saith the lords of Kobol and Kolob.