Right now Im inside some dodgy internet cafe and I seriously think the guy in the cubicle next to me is wacking off. I heard some zipping noises and hes randomly sighing. Just had my first Bob Magazine shop experience. Was walking to the concert and I saw a Video/DVD store in a back alley of some kind. I thought `oh sweet, maybe ill score some cheap dvds`. Soon as I get in the door I figure out its a porn store complete with pantie cards for sale, avidol signatures and a copious amount of porn dvds. Needless to say I left within the minute after catching an eyeful. (must go back later with a disguise on) ; )
Earlier today I decided to hoof it to try and find the venue for the concert and man it was tough, needless to say I got somewhat lost. I started to lose hope and as I was walking back I saw a man with an Aika Mitsui (MM Member) tshirt and much like Brother Brigham I smiled and said to myself `This is the place`. I interrupted a group of middle aged Wotas standing in line already!!! The concert doors don`t even open till 2:30 pm and it was only 9:30ish. In my broken Japanese I asked ` sumimasen, Morning Musume concert (pointed here)`, the middle aged portly wota turned around and said Hai. I thanked him and left bloody relieved.
Oh man that guy in the cubicle next to me is sighing a lot quicker now makes me wonder what else was done in this seat that im sitting on right now!
Well dudes, I gotta head on outta here. I hope I can get my damn internet connection working in my hotel room. Just downloaded some network drivers for my laptop that should do the trick. If not, I`ll have to revisit this shady place again. So many places to see and Im only in Shinjuku! Monday im gonna be heading down to Akihabara to rock n roll at the maid cafes and check out all the booty they have (anime/jpop booty that is).
Be giving a full report about the concert soon my brothers. Im all wota`d up and ready to GOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOH! (bobbing up and down)
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LOL dude that video clip is priceless - a perfect take on the real thing. YOu ned to post that as a reply to that guy's youtube video. I am glad to know that you got there in one piece man - I hope you are finding your way around well enough and everything. Japan can be pretty overwhelming to say the least. Make sure to take lots of pics and everything.
Quick questions:
How is your Hotel?
How long did it take you to walk to the concert hall?
HILARIOUS video, bro! I'm glad the guy in the cubicle next to you didn't invite you over to his side... Rock over Tokyo!!!!
btw in case you were wondering, the jazz just got spanked by kobe, inc.
I just got my web access set up in my PC so no more shady cafes. Just found out on NBA.com that the Jazz messed up. R.i.p Jazz season. It had a good run. The hotel is reallly nice, the room is pretty small but all I need is a comfy bed to rest my bones and it only took me about 15-20 minutes to walk to the concert venue.Man, my back is killing me...
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