Rudy X was last seen asking for directions to soaplands on March 23 2008. A missing persons report has been filed with Interpol and the Yakuza .................... The last person known to have contact with him was a 22-year old employee of the "otaku wonderland cafe" in akihabara. The employee issued this statement, "I remember him. He told me his name was Judd Nelson. I said to him, I saw breakfast club, mister, you are not judd nelson. I massage your fingers anyhow for 5000 yen." .............
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....................................... A john doe was arrested in the red light district of Tokyo this evening. He would not give his name but he spoke with an Australian accent. He was wearing a WINGER t-shirt and clapped his hands above his head while handcuffed. .........................................
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Tonight on a VERY SPECIAL dateline NBC... Chris Hansen travels to the mystical land of Japan. THe land of samurai, the land of sumo, the land of sushi... the land... of... wota perverts. Tonight, we see a disturbing interview Chris Hansen has with an Australian tourist in Japan. Tune in to a very special ... TO CATCH A WOTA ................................. ...............
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....an unknown wota was spotted in his house living in Utah County. Initial reports suggest he is very sick with a hacking cough, fever and nasty flu. Bed-ridden since Wednesday night, he still has the strength to yell out "Sayumi" when watching Morning Musume concerts on A-B Repeat.
Reading you loud and clear dude. Maybe you picked up something from the Maid Cafe - got a little more than a slice of cheesecake if you know what I mean brock
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