MOTHEREFFIN HELL YEAH! Im in EFFIN JAPAN!!!!

First day, everything is going according to plan, now time to find out about them before they find out about me.....so dudes im finally here in Tokyo and its slowly kicking in that Im really in Japan. Right now im riding the luxurious Airport Limosine to my hotel in Shinjuku and here's hoping my Morning Musume concertticket is waiting for me once I check in at the hotel. Mothereffer! Im in Japan! The sun is starting to set and the it looks beautiful.

Brandon, you would have had fun on the plane ride from Seattle to Tokyo. Our section gotstuck with a domanitrix like, grumpy granny who was waiting on us. She asked some lady if she wanted some juice and when she said yes, the ol granny snapped back "you got juice already" and walked off. Then come breakfast time she walked around asking people if they want Omelet or Rice, when I said is this the Rice with Pork she angrily grabbed the menu and said it's whatever is on there and that she didn't have time to read it.

Man, NWA airlines is ghetto! Someone needs to teach them a lesson in providing for a better buyer experience coz you know recent surveys indicate that over 40% blah blah blah.
So far no luck on the J-cutie front, they sat me next to a Korean granny. There was a cuteasian gal sitting close by but on closer inspection looks like she was only 16,17'ish and youguys know that it ain't my bag. Once I got to the terminal outside though, plenty of J-Eye candy

So bloody tired right now, couldn't get any shuteye on the airplane. Some damn baby kept on crying and it was just really cramped despite the fact that I got an aisle seat. I'll see if I can snap some pix once i get to the hotel.
I don't think it's hit me yet that tomorrow im going to be dancing with my wota brethren on the first floor at the Momosu concert chanting, screaming and just whooping it up in general.
Gotta brush up on my moves and yells tonite. Whip the Tokyo Welfare Meeting Hall with a rubber hose and the wotas all roared like a juicy honey sea monster.